About SomeBossOnHere : I think this is a cool site, and I don't know many people on here.. Oh.. And I probably will correct you if you spell something really wrong, major pet-peeve of mine... I really dislike people that are too lazy to write words out or use they're, their and there incorrectly. Especially hate "r u okay? Omq hahaha lol xD no comment lol." I hate ignorant people. And... That's about it. See ya on the flipside.
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Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
by fuck / 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by oface13 / 04/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States / Intimacy
by mista_sandy / 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Foreveralone / 04/09/2012 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
by woohoo420 / 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
by Zack / 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
by bananamuffin / 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML
by rusrs / 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by nicoleee / 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm / United States / Work
by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today,my little brother invited all ten of his "closest" friends over while our mother was away. I… Today, I got bitched at for 6 hours on a roadtrip by my mother. I asked her not to smoke while my 4… Today, while looking for pants to fit over my cast from a broken leg the drawer of my dresser flew…
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…