About SomeBossOnHere : I think this is a cool site, and I don't know many people on here.. Oh.. And I probably will correct you if you spell something really wrong, major pet-peeve of mine... I really dislike people that are too lazy to write words out or use they're, their and there incorrectly. Especially hate "r u okay? Omq hahaha lol xD no comment lol." I hate ignorant people. And... That's about it. See ya on the flipside.
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by reddd / 05/10/2012 at 2:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by polimeros / 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Intimacy
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by me / 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
by quirrus / 05/07/2012 at 5:42am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML
by rofindie / 05/07/2012 at 12:12am / United States (New York) / Money
by T3STI / 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by madseason / 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm / United States / Intimacy
by Bridget / 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 5:16pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by Eragons_Mommy92 / 05/04/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Money
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…