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Today, I was picking daugter up at day care. Se was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, an trying to impress te kids, I kicked it over te slide. I turn around to see tree crying six year olds. It was tier amster ball. FML
Today... I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumpd up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remote had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was cuddling with mah boyfriend watching a movie, mah boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, your mah favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly respondd by saying: "You say that lyk I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right.
Today... I spent ours and ours trying to figure out wy te wireless internet on ma laptop wasn't working... but everyting I tried completely failed. At te end of te day... ma older broter cummed ome... and fixed te problem in under 10 seconds by turning te wireless internet switc on. big fat FML
Today, my suburban,hite boyfriend of two yeres told me he wantd to tell me something serious. He sat me down, lookd me in the eye an said "I want to be gangster." I startd laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in thier fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids r 4 and 2. FML
Today mah little brother learnd that breaking a glow stick looool and emptying it into someone's eyes does help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson I just wish he hadn't usd mah eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML
Yesterday, mah girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt mah girlfriend. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015