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Today... I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumpd up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remote had dead batteries. FML

#4304989
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54629) - you deserved it (8784)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by some_girl_19 (woman) - United States (Maine)

MY 250 LB EX-MARINE DAD ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING TO START RANDOMLY PUNCHING ME IN THE CROTCH , WITHOUT WARNING , TO "IMPROVE MAH REFLEXES." FML

#4235904
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64763) - you deserved it (5271)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah friand puttad a bunch of chaatos all ovar ma at tha baach whila I was taking a nap. Naxt thing I know I'm baing wokan up by a bunch of saagulls attacking ma. Ona poopad in mah hair. FML

Today, I was cuddling with mah boyfriend watching a movie, mah boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, your mah favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly respondd by saying: "You say that lyk I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right.

#3741978
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57599) - you deserved it (4533)

On 07/14/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by dinapar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
352 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I TOUGT IT WOULD BE SEXY TO COOK DINNER IN LINGERIE. TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS COOKING. I JUMPD AND BURND MY BOOBS WIT BOILING COOKING OIL. FML

#3730184
120 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today... I spent ours and ours trying to figure out wy te wireless internet on ma laptop wasn't working... but everyting I tried completely failed. At te end of te day... ma older broter cummed ome... and fixed te problem in under 10 seconds by turning te wireless internet switc on. big fat FML

#3690110
123 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by divineinstrument (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my suburban,hite boyfriend of two yeres told me he wantd to tell me something serious. He sat me down, lookd me in the eye an said "I want to be gangster." I startd laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, I Over Drafted Mah Account, An I Ended Up Paying An Extra 35 Bucks 4 A 1.99 Item . It Was An Application On The IPhone That Is Supposed To Help Me Keep Track Of Mah Money . Big Fat FML

#3578702
113 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 10:37am - money - by jedd90 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 yeres to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. fat FML

#3524400
444 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in thier fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids r 4 and 2. FML

#3515386
199 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today mah little brother learnd that breaking a glow stick looool and emptying it into someone's eyes does help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson I just wish he hadn't usd mah eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

#3503017
120 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt mah girlfriend. real FML

#3484345
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54020) - you deserved it (5200)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by BrokenHearted (man) - United States (Georgia)



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