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About Softballsam11 : I'm me :)
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Today , I Was Helping Mah Dad Pick Up The Pieces Of Bark That Cummed Off The Tree That We'd Just Cut Down. I Bent Over To Grab A Dark Looking Piece Of Bark. Turn Out It Was Mah Dogs Crap. Fresh , Warm , Moist Piece Of Crap To Be Exact. Fat FML
TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML
Friday 27 March 2015