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Softballsam11
  • Town/Country : Natchitoches
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Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17169) - you deserved it (6157)

On 10/08/2010 at 8:08am - animals - by themanzz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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