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Socks91

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 523
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>martin8337</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm<b>melons</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:33pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 8:36pm<b>james_lee_dakota</b> - the 05/31/2011 at 3:22am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 9:42am

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Socks91's favorite FMLs

Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to learn who's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuses like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved here and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

by LyraAlluse / 06/26/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

by no booze, no boyfriend / 06/04/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

by no booze, no boyfriend / 06/04/2013 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

by daughterinlaw / 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy