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Sock_Monkey
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 October 1982 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 568
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn’t breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

#453 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (12133) - you deserved it (1561)

On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

#365 (21)

I agree, your life sucks (11725) - you deserved it (992)

On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom