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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About SoccerXxXGay : Dude, its the internet. And about my name, I really don't have anything against soccer, I just saw a picture before that made it look gay. Kik(the names about football, not dirty) - DontPlayNice

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Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML


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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML


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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by hahanosirr (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML


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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

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