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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SoccerXxXGay : Dude, its the internet. And about my name, I really don't have anything against soccer, I just saw a picture before that made it look gay. Kik(the names about football, not dirty) - DontPlayNice

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Visits<b>mfmylifesrsly</b> - the 07/10/2011 at 4:35am

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38165) - you deserved it (21754)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (4438)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (2867)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (7003)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

#17039941
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45169) - you deserved it (9704)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:19am - love - by Beanzbeanz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38680) - you deserved it (3079)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

#17036855
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (2632)

On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

#17035831
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34246) - you deserved it (8860)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33590) - you deserved it (7332)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10414) - you deserved it (75414) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9264) - you deserved it (79460)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10175) - you deserved it (51665)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52537) - you deserved it (10495)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33734) - you deserved it (2687)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38489) - you deserved it (10454)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States



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