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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, PA, USA, USA
  • Title : Madam
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About SoNotForYou : All my life I wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.


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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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