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SoFaded80
  • Town/Country : Keystoned, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2746
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44130) - you deserved it (2493)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14530) - you deserved it (30623)

On 06/23/2009 at 12:44am - animals - by Xtine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30881) - you deserved it (6952)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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