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Snowble11

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Snowble11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Snowble11 : Just a natural wanderer, shifting my ways to which ever ways the wind blows

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Snowble11's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Snowble11's favorite FMLs

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81114) - you deserved it (5556)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58021) - you deserved it (21685)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45922) - you deserved it (21287)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7548) - you deserved it (48364)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (4653)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version



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