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Snowble11
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 525
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Snowble11 : I\\\'m human not a monkey on a computer

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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
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I agree, your life sucks (44359) - you deserved it (6021)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77521) - you deserved it (5313)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
175 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41892) - you deserved it (19535)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6041) - you deserved it (45166)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
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I agree, your life sucks (19583) - you deserved it (4180)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version



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