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Snowble11

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Snowble11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1004
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Snowble11 : Just a natural wanderer, shifting my ways to which ever ways the wind blows

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Snowble11's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35036) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26867) - you deserved it (1940)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36525) - you deserved it (3545)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (3795)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (3795)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40383) - you deserved it (6218)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36735) - you deserved it (4597)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46410) - you deserved it (4934)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39196) - you deserved it (10599)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39196) - you deserved it (10599)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was forced to attend a fire safety class, as required by my job. Last year, I completed the fire academy as a volunteer fireman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kicked out for pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be fired. FML

#15020187
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (5383)

On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

#6746547
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28774) - you deserved it (4297)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42187) - you deserved it (4459)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175188) - you deserved it (8966)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47268) - you deserved it (6348)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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