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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (10703)
On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (10703)
On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (10703)
On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (10703)
On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (10703)
On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)
Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 7:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 6:19am - kids - by Bobsaget00 (man) - United States (Ohio)
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