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Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML

#18451653
282 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

2DAY I HAD TO SIT THROUGH CHEMISTRY CLASS WATCHING THE KID IN FRONT OF ME SLOWLY PEEL OFF THE SCABS ON HIS ARMS EXAMINE THEM AND THEN EAT THEM. FOR AN HOUR. FML

#18451156
220 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in mah backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" poster off the wall... figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporter passed by. FML

2day I cleaned my toilet. I looool had forgotten it washite. FML

#18430180
114 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

#18364433
302 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." real FML

#18358747
198 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON. IT SMELLED SO GOOD, AND MADE ME VERY HUNGRY. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MAH NIEGHBOR COOKING. I HAVE NO MONEY OR BACON. FML

#18346168
108 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56488)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother cummed home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she cummed back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

TODAY... IN MY KARATE DOJO... I WAS BEING TAUGHT HOW TO FALL PROPERLY. MY SENSEI INSTRUCTED US NOT TO FALL WITH OUR HANDS OUT BECAUSE IT COULD SPRAIN OUR WRISTS. AS I WAS GETTING READY TO HELP DEMONSTRATE A BACKWARD BREAK FALL... I ACTUALLY FELL OVER. GUESSHERE MY HANDS WENT. FML

#18334066
85 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States

Today, Ma Boyfriand Usad A Lasar Pointar To Sow Ma Wara I Naadad To Losa Waigt. FML

#18329759
136 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

TODAY, I WENT TO THE ORTHODONTIST. THE LADY TOOK A BREAK AND WENT TO USE THE RESTROOM. APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO TAKE HER GLOVES OFF, AND THEY SMELLED LIKE STRAIGHT UP PEE. SHE HAD HER HANDS IN MAH MOUTH FIR OVER AN HOUR. FML

#18316654
306 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament . My entire mouth was bloody . The sad thing is I wasn't even playing . FML

#18316587
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26144) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -



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