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SnowWitney
  • Town/Country : america, state
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1283
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32838) - you deserved it (2936)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26850) - you deserved it (14653)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49025) - you deserved it (4294)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26209) - you deserved it (3601)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26209) - you deserved it (3601)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26209) - you deserved it (3601)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (1804)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18258) - you deserved it (3316)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21687) - you deserved it (13085)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States



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