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by Arniii / 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by dammit / 02/01/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 11:45am / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by awesome / 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by cazorp / 01/05/2012 at 6:43am / United States (Texas) / Money
by Paige / 12/26/2011 at 1:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 3:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
by Ms. Heartless / 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by ms piggy / 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, for her birthday my girlfriend wanted a night of long steamy sex. But her rarely being so in… Today, my family and I went on vacation. My father insisted we shouldn't get gas to save time. When… Today, I found out I sleep with my mouth open. How did I find out? After I woke up with a spider in…