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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States
Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12496) - you deserved it (39337)
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12496) - you deserved it (39337)
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States
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