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Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

#19094403
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (9280)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (4581)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20086) - you deserved it (4134)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15848) - you deserved it (29240)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (2689)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33357) - you deserved it (3345)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27125) - you deserved it (4422)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57220) - you deserved it (4408)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (2069)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43455) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23191) - you deserved it (9961)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13239) - you deserved it (28395)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (4074)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39222) - you deserved it (2210)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)



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