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SnowWitney
  • Town/Country : america, state
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I had to ask my mum not to meditate while driving. FML

#19216296
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14918) - you deserved it (1219)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (711) - you deserved it (1640)

On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24773) - you deserved it (3287)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

#19195246
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21292) - you deserved it (3612)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (1983)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23406) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24972) - you deserved it (2533)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML

#19125744
201 comments

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24447) - you deserved it (1917)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33797) - you deserved it (5319)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

#19094403
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21200) - you deserved it (8363)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28360) - you deserved it (4241)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16430) - you deserved it (3680)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14351) - you deserved it (26892)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19780) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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