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SnowWitney
  • Town/Country : america, state
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30066) - you deserved it (4129)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML

#19706786
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (3031)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

#19705989
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21496) - you deserved it (1896)

On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML

#19628540
105 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 6:39pm - health - by Leadamp (man) -

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
254 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
582 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11630) - you deserved it (51475) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
125 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

#19399944
187 comments

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
213 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

#19218183
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17492) - you deserved it (5395)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - health - by wtbfiber (man) - United States



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