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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 10:50am - work - by lonelyharts86 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States
Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML
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Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)
Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)
Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -
Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by HorcruxDelight73 - United States (Washington)
Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by td1078 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:02am - health - by lubey - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML
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Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
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