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Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

#14455571
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25495) - you deserved it (2073)

On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8461) - you deserved it (38565)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

#6589221
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34317) - you deserved it (3795)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML

#6313521
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27131) - you deserved it (1660)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by theropod (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML

#4125709
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35797) - you deserved it (14269)

On 07/29/2009 at 1:53am - misc - by jcesom - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (216517) - you deserved it (13093)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
730 comments

I agree, your life sucks (271119) - you deserved it (144287)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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