Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

SnowWitney

Search for a member

SnowWitney

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3209
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SnowWitney : This 8=====> hasn't filled in the description.

SnowWitney's page activity

Visits<b>J_E_WBear_77</b> - the 10/03/2013 at 6:59pm<b>gurr57</b> - the 09/17/2013 at 3:31pm<b>Sun_Kissed18</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 6:23pm<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 12:10pm<b>JDC1992</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 11:39am<b>jonnied23</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 7:56am<b>jjmiller1001</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 5:54am<b>SauceySarah</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 1:43pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 05/13/2013 at 10:45pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 01/24/2013 at 3:10am<b>dav3800</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 11:12pm<b>Dimence</b> - the 12/26/2012 at 9:12pm<b>queen_awks</b> - the 09/25/2012 at 5:49pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 09/08/2012 at 1:23am<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 08/20/2012 at 8:49pm<b>youtubetre</b> - the 07/20/2012 at 12:25pm<b>SandyyBabyy</b> - the 07/20/2012 at 5:13am<b>ucoolgirl31</b> - the 06/17/2012 at 5:04pm

SnowWitney's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of SnowWitney's badges

SnowWitney's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (14738)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (14738)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (14738)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

#17394408
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (4836)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:12am - misc - by ouch (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

#17388781
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24184) - you deserved it (3428)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23346) - you deserved it (5623)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML

#17384271
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28013) - you deserved it (3477)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (3348)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

#17383595
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (3662)

On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML

#17380808
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25894) - you deserved it (2495)

On 08/05/2011 at 7:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54293) - you deserved it (2663)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39267) - you deserved it (7286)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

#17364695
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7993) - you deserved it (44458)

On 08/04/2011 at 6:19am - kids - by Bobsaget00 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39463) - you deserved it (3730)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34870) - you deserved it (6868)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: