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  • Number of visits : 2662
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (4757)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (4757)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26916) - you deserved it (2490)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

#17399752
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23441) - you deserved it (4564)

On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (14710)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States



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