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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 898
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I told mah mom I was going to a New Year's party . She told me to be back by midnight . FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3063)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today I'd had it with mah mom's addiction to weed so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist fir an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34451) - you deserved it (12304)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML

#18488568
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (4107)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of... I saw mah first... majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. big fat FML

#18400487
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26890) - you deserved it (3321)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
236 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

today my grlfriend agred to doing it doggy style!! During it all, I pulld on her hair!! I guess I pulld too hard, cuzhen I let go, her face smackd straight into the bedside table!! real FML

#18220908
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (41541)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

TODAY, IT WAS SO COLD TAT I AD TO PUT SLIPPERS OVER MY SLIPPERS . FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23172) - you deserved it (5676)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

I scored the winning goal in mah soccer tournament!! For the other team!! fat FML

I scored the winning goal in mah soccer tournament!! For the other team!! fat FML

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (14698)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday, I'm very ill . My troat and glands r so swollen tat wenever I fall asleep, I relax too muc and cut off ma own air . Te doctor said it's a viral infection and tere's noting tey can give me, so I can coose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for te next few days . FML

#18126766
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34699) - you deserved it (2366)

On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I'm very ill . My troat and glands r so swollen tat wenever I fall asleep, I relax too muc and cut off ma own air . Te doctor said it's a viral infection and tere's noting tey can give me, so I can coose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for te next few days . FML

#18126766
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34699) - you deserved it (2366)

On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

Today... it's my frst Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children... my roommate told me to compliment a little grl by saying ( You have a face only a parent could love ). I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad.

#18123413
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (5234)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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