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About SnigglePoop : Easily amused, some say life of the party. I say meh... The truth is... 1 + 1 = cheese.
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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
Friday 5 February 2016