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SneakyDeath

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  • Number of visits : 8570
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>jasonrellet</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 11:26am<b>jow96</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:39pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 8:16pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:32pm<b>ChuckHolmes</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 10:58pm<b>strangerdirk</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 6:40pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 5:06pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 2:26am<b>xargot</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:36am<b>AmyPond17</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 9:48am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:10pm<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Smoot7</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 7:36am<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:45pm<b>anonymoususer070</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:38pm<b>waleedma</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:27pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:35am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:23pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 11:06pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:29pm

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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

by Bestbirthday / 07/11/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

by unemployed / 07/11/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML

by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

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Today, my son finally got a job for the first time in his life. He only did it so he can upgrade his PC and buy Overwatch. He's 24. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2016 at 3:58am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Kids

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

by WhatTheF / 07/11/2016 at 1:42am / Kids

Today, I had an employee come in 20 minutes late with the excuse, "There's a Pokemon gym across the street!" FML

by polemania / 07/11/2016 at 1:23am / United States / Work

Today, I reassured a close friend that he could tell me anything. Now all our conversations are almost exclusively about his kinks. Did you know a well-stretched human anus can hold an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows? FML

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2016 at 10:23am / Work

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2016 at 12:09am / Kids

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML

by quackers / 07/08/2016 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband kindly offered to take me on a brewery tour. Turned out the brewery is owned by his ex-girlfriend and there was no tour after all. Just me standing awkwardly for 25 minutes while he chatted to her about her family and stuff they used to do together. FML

by whiskynexttimeplease / 07/07/2016 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Love

Today, my husband kindly offered to take me on a brewery tour. Turned out the brewery is owned by his ex-girlfriend and there was no tour after all. Just me standing awkwardly for 25 minutes while he chatted to her about her family and stuff they used to do together. FML

by whiskynexttimeplease / 07/07/2016 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Love

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

by hannamacintosh / 07/07/2016 at 2:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I told my boyfriend I'll be moving to a different state in a few months for a new job. He now refers to me as his "girlfriend for now". FML

by mulligan / 07/07/2016 at 1:38pm / United States / Love