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by inappropes / 08/11/2016 at 1:33am / United States / Love
by Maddii1112 / 08/10/2016 at 3:28pm / United States / Love
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
by Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To / 08/10/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by idiocy Trumps reason / 08/10/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Kansas) / Work
by ScarletSpirit / 08/10/2016 at 6:10am / Intimacy
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM
by Sleeping moody / 08/08/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by . / 08/05/2016 at 12:57pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Intimacy
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…