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SneakyDeath

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  • Number of visits : 8823
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>jasonrellet</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 11:26am<b>jow96</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:39pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 8:16pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:32pm<b>ChuckHolmes</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 10:58pm<b>strangerdirk</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 6:40pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 5:06pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 2:26am<b>xargot</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:36am<b>AmyPond17</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 9:48am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 8:10pm<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Smoot7</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 7:36am<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:45pm<b>anonymoususer070</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:38pm<b>waleedma</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:27pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:35am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:23pm

Fucked!<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 11:06pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:29pm

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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs

Today, when confronting my boyfriend about slapping a girl's ass in the club, he claimed: "There was a mosquito on it." FML

by aurora320 / 07/19/2016 at 3:50pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Love

Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML

by Looking4ajob / 07/18/2016 at 11:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing gown. It didn't fit. FML

Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML

by bug20 / 07/18/2016 at 5:27am / United States (Ohio) / Money

Today, my mom figured that the best time to announce that I'm adopted was during her speech at my wedding. FML

by DidNotExpectThat / 07/18/2016 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

by pittmanw / 07/17/2016 at 10:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 1:31pm / Work

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

by Lil Bro / 07/16/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Intimacy

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

by LacrosseFAIL / 07/16/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 5:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Work

Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OBGYN's office. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 8:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous