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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs
by Sady_Ct / 06/16/2016 at 7:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, we ran out of our disposal gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML
by RayniDae / 06/15/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Trooper / 06/14/2016 at 8:19pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by confused_cashier / 06/11/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Health
by reasonablysingle / 06/10/2016 at 11:27pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by poorbeauty / 06/10/2016 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/10/2016 at 10:28am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by PerfectBoyfriend / 06/07/2016 at 12:38pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids