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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs
by Jaraxxus / 07/26/2016 at 5:45am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by benjamin03 / 07/25/2016 at 8:32pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 11:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by hellolaina / 07/22/2016 at 3:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, my new girlfriend took me on a double date with her, her best friend and her best friend's new girlfriend. Which would have been fine, if her best friend's girlfriend wasn't my recent ex. The small world of a lesbian. FML
by kvb81295 / 07/21/2016 at 4:17am / Love
Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2016 at 11:01pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by aurora320 / 07/19/2016 at 3:50pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Love
by Looking4ajob / 07/18/2016 at 11:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by ApplePie1994 / 07/18/2016 at 1:55pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
by bug20 / 07/18/2016 at 5:27am / United States (Ohio) / Money