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by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/12/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MumMatters / 09/09/2016 at 6:26am / Germany (Hamburg) / Kids
by KittyKat168 / 09/09/2016 at 5:34am / Germany / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from my panicking grandmother. I asked her what was going on, and she explained that, “Godzilla doesn’t work.” Not really understanding, I asked her to clarify. “Yes, you know, Godzilla, to use the internet.” FML
by Grandzilla / 09/09/2016 at 12:10am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Geek
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
by AnxiousCucumber / 09/07/2016 at 4:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
by R / 09/05/2016 at 6:27am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
by anonymous / 09/04/2016 at 6:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by chubrubber / 09/04/2016 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
by sick and lonely / 08/26/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love