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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs
by Anna / 07/02/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by jaqlove / 07/02/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
by sickofthisshit / 07/02/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
by Anonymous / 07/02/2016 at 9:39am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 6:35pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
by ByeByeBirdie / 06/29/2016 at 6:41pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by Miss_Blaine / 06/29/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by insert pussy pun, hurr durr / 06/29/2016 at 1:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by crybaby / 06/28/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by pissedoff / 06/28/2016 at 7:53am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Angsty_Armadillo / 06/28/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anyonehiring / 06/27/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Scottie Too Hottie / 06/27/2016 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML
by RosaMaravillosa / 06/27/2016 at 2:09pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by lunarclips / 06/27/2016 at 10:08am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous