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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I agree, their lives suck
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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs
by Imagino1234 / 06/02/2016 at 12:32pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by steph / 05/31/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a party. After asking several people about the ingredients in a cake, I took one bite and ended up in the hospital with a severe reaction to the nuts that "definitely weren't" in it. FML
by unlucky / 05/31/2016 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Health
by buttercup92 / 05/30/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Roostermann25 / 05/30/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by tigerbyrn / 05/30/2016 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by halza / 05/30/2016 at 7:03am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Love
by Humpday / 05/29/2016 at 5:36pm / United States / Love
by alucas3 / 05/29/2016 at 4:14pm / United States / Transportation
Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML
by yamblam5 / 05/28/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by jnp414 / 05/28/2016 at 9:11pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Animals
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 7:05pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by Rescheduled / 05/28/2016 at 4:44am / United States (California) / Health
by Lexyy17 / 05/27/2016 at 10:43pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was okay, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…