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by inappropes / 08/11/2016 at 1:33am / United States / Love
by Maddii1112 / 08/10/2016 at 3:28pm / United States / Love
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
by Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To / 08/10/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by idiocy Trumps reason / 08/10/2016 at 11:32am / United States (Kansas) / Work
by ScarletSpirit / 08/10/2016 at 6:10am / Intimacy
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM
by Sleeping moody / 08/08/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by . / 08/05/2016 at 12:57pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Intimacy
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finally went to talk to my neighbour upstairs. He is always throwing his cigarette buts on… Today, one of my coworkers was told to empty the clothes dryer and put in more tea towels. I know… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,…
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…