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TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
310 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

#14187537
224 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down an all current employees will be relocated or dismissed an that my interview scheduled fir tomorrow is postponed indefinitely. FML

#14184991
51 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today , I went to te bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost ma wallet a week ago . On ma drive across te street from te bank to te DMV a car slammed into mine at te intersection , nearly totaling ma car . Te movie teater I went to last week just called an said tey'd found ma wallet . FML

#13957675
56 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . I woke up to a man stroking my leghile smelling my hair . I askd my roommateho he was and she said.. . "Oh.. . that's just my brother . He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June . Didn't I tell u that?" No.. . u didn't . FML

#13948319
90 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, ( what were you reaching for? ) FML

#13940137
134 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open an it escaped. My dad recently putted mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
105 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

yesterday I had to spend £200 at the dentist fir fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night cuz of it. FML

#13850760
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25327) - you deserved it (4157)

On 11/15/2010 at 7:05am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , I tougt ma ouse was being broken into in te dead of nigt!! Frigtend , I dismountd a floor lamp as a make-sift weapon an crept troug te ouse , cannelling ma inner Ellen Ripley!! It turnd out to be te wireless printer wit a paper jam!! FML

#13847901
63 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today.. . I arrivd home to find my cat dead and note saying.. . "Sorry.. . I trippd over him." Not only is my cat dead.. . but I was robbd by a polite thief . FML

#13841741
123 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

yesterday was girlfriend's birthday !! I plannd it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watchd a French comedy, walkd by the river !! She also got many presents !! Tonight, I was exhaustd but happy for her.!! !! until she told me her birthday is tomorrow !! mega FML

#13830674
134 comments

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (13154)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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