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Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML
Today after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down an all current employees will be relocated or dismissed an that my interview scheduled fir tomorrow is postponed indefinitely. FML
Today , I went to te bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost ma wallet a week ago . On ma drive across te street from te bank to te DMV a car slammed into mine at te intersection , nearly totaling ma car . Te movie teater I went to last week just called an said tey'd found ma wallet . FML
Today.. . I woke up to a man stroking my leghile smelling my hair . I askd my roommateho he was and she said.. . "Oh.. . that's just my brother . He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June . Didn't I tell u that?" No.. . u didn't . FML
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, ( what were you reaching for? ) FML
Today , I tougt ma ouse was being broken into in te dead of nigt!! Frigtend , I dismountd a floor lamp as a make-sift weapon an crept troug te ouse , cannelling ma inner Ellen Ripley!! It turnd out to be te wireless printer wit a paper jam!! FML
yesterday was girlfriend's birthday !! I plannd it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watchd a French comedy, walkd by the river !! She also got many presents !! Tonight, I was exhaustd but happy for her.!! !! until she told me her birthday is tomorrow !! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015