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Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM
by Sleeping moody / 08/08/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by . / 08/05/2016 at 12:57pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Intimacy
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love
by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 2:01pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Lordy / 08/03/2016 at 7:33am / Saudi Arabia / Work
Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part: I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML
by damn you Ambien / 08/03/2016 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML
by TheVagabond_SRG / 08/02/2016 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Work
by SilverAuthor / 07/29/2016 at 6:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Money