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  • Number of visits : 7923
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>waleedma</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:27pm<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:35am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 3:29pm<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:45pm<b>shay_serendipity</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 6:57pm<b>sparklycupcake08</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:31pm<b>J352SAURUS</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 8:07am<b>seriouslychris</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 1:56am<b>cassiiifaithhh</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 5:05pm<b>pyjamasoup</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 6:32pm<b>Harpy</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 9:02pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 2:25pm<b>BlazerFire</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 2:58am<b>ShinyMeatBicycle</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 10:25am<b>themonstaman</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 7:40am<b>LiliLatte</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 3:02am<b>accidentalsheep</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 2:06am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:29pm

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I agree, their lives suck

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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SneakyDeath's favorite FMLs

Today, some people in my class here in New Zealand found out that I'm from Canada, then spent the rest of the period asking if I had a pet moose and whether or not I lived in an igloo. They were completely genuine questions. FML

by nootnoot / 05/10/2016 at 2:33am / New Zealand (Gisborne) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

by Nighty-nitrogen / 05/09/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

by Nighty-nitrogen / 05/09/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was helping a customer find some shoes. When I brought her a size, she got a phone call. I motioned to the shoes and mouthed, "Bigger size" so I didn't interrupt her. She yelled, "Give me a fucking minute," and stormed out. About 5 minutes later, I realized she'd stolen the shoes. FML

by Saxicolous / 05/08/2016 at 8:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my wife is so determined to keep me on my diet that, as I'm off work for the next week, she has gotten rid of all the food in the house. She has also taken the phones and iPads so I can't order a takeaway, and taken all my trousers so I can't walk to the shops. FML

by hungry hungry harvey / 05/08/2016 at 12:56pm / United States / Health

Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML

by boringhusband / 05/08/2016 at 10:29am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 4:42am / Kids

Today, I tried to fix my wife's brakes and change her oil before I worked on my truck. Seven hours later both vehicles are unusable. FML

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

by JustMarried / 05/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Ukraine / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

by krisest1988 / 05/07/2016 at 5:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML

by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 9:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

by TriangularBanana / 05/06/2016 at 5:45pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, working as a veterinarian, I received a complaint from a client. He said I sucked at my job, purely because I implied he should have brought his severely ill cat in a lot sooner. Which he should have. FML

by lucywatson / 05/06/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2016 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health