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by AnonymousCow / 09/20/2016 at 9:04am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by ltwlty / 09/20/2016 at 3:07am / China (Beijing) / Health
Today, I've been recovering for a week from my medically needed circumcision. I'm 30, and they advise you wear essentially a jock strap for the first week to help. It wasn't too bad until I went to take the thing off and it caught a stitch on my manhood. That's the most unique pain ever. FML
by T3kM4n / 09/20/2016 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Health
by BroadwayBaby1997 / 09/17/2016 at 11:26am / United States (Kansas) / Geek
Today, I took my wife to a country concert for her birthday, even though I can't stand country. While she had the time of her life, I was punched twice, had a beer dropped on me, and had a rather large, drunk woman fall on me. Happy birthday, baby. FML
by Senseless_487 / 09/16/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/12/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MumMatters / 09/09/2016 at 6:26am / Germany (Hamburg) / Kids
by KittyKat168 / 09/09/2016 at 5:34am / Germany / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from my panicking grandmother. I asked her what was going on, and she explained that, “Godzilla doesn’t work.” Not really understanding, I asked her to clarify. “Yes, you know, Godzilla, to use the internet.” FML
by Grandzilla / 09/09/2016 at 12:10am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Geek
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
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