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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 September 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8551) - you deserved it (23651)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by awskme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1218139) - you deserved it (127584)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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