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SneakerFreak

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 694
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SneakerFreak : As the name says; i like sneakers.
Love to go shoping (no homo)
Play basketball.
Why the f**k is everyone older than me. LOL

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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71150) - you deserved it (11877)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

#504108
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (147327) - you deserved it (7119)

On 03/21/2009 at 1:33am - intimacy - by willywonks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
878 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60342) - you deserved it (631864)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

#500122
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81704) - you deserved it (7485)

On 03/20/2009 at 10:39pm - love - by cancerfreak (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (110756)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

#3102
81 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 2:51pm - love - by vidzgrl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7659) - you deserved it (18094)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

#2670
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17729) - you deserved it (5654)

On 01/26/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by dangyo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26703) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6644) - you deserved it (51420)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22364) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)

Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

#2463
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5454) - you deserved it (19735)

On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30983) - you deserved it (2254)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when i'm drunk. I asked, "what about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

#2422
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18031) - you deserved it (3191)

On 01/24/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by the-yao - United States (California)



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