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Snaphoot
  • Town/Country : Huntsville, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 February 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 822
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Snaphoot : My name is Ryan, i enjoy trying to play the guitar and listening to music. I'm a loyal friend I'd say. One good and bad thing about me is that i always try and please everyone, which sometimes doesn't always work out.
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167972) - you deserved it (51062)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363043) - you deserved it (401388)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)