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About Snaphoot : My name is Ryan, i enjoy trying to play the guitar and listening to music. I'm a loyal friend I'd say. One good and bad thing about me is that i always try and please everyone, which sometimes doesn't always work out.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014