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Snaek

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1141
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Snaek's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

#21525372
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15879) - you deserved it (4673)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:50am - love - by oblivious idiot -

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

#21525356
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13581) - you deserved it (2607)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:26am - misc - by Rachel - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

#21525261
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14938) - you deserved it (1652)

On 02/11/2016 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

#21525128
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14848) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/11/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by J (man) - Malta

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (41936)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17649) - you deserved it (3948)

On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18335) - you deserved it (1692)

On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

#21524147
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15938) - you deserved it (1527)

On 02/08/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by James (man) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20292) - you deserved it (1613)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (1282)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (1391)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

#21523010
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20250) - you deserved it (2687)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20729) - you deserved it (3102)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18569) - you deserved it (4382)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML

#21521379
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (5040)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)



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