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SmokeUp
  • Town/Country : hamilton, canada
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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 125
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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (19663) - you deserved it (22963)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (22768) - you deserved it (6360)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

#6471383 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (3139)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:26pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

#6367890 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (17936) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

#6296267 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (20685) - you deserved it (3927)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

#6285234 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (18275) - you deserved it (4462)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

#4081903 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (33471) - you deserved it (6629)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by fedexed (man) - United States (California)



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