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Smiley_70

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Smiley_70

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1042
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29240) - you deserved it (5155)

On 10/03/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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