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Smiley_70

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1010
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29205) - you deserved it (5151)

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