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SmexiLexii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SmexiLexii : Names Alexis,but everyone calls me Lexi.
Just turned 17.
I like to be a free spirit. Some don't like that, but that's the way I am.
I speak my mind.
I DO NOT tolerate rudeness and back stabbers.
Other than that,I'm a sweetheart :].Message me and we will FML it up.;P

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SmexiLexii's favorite FMLs

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32915) - you deserved it (3012)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39586) - you deserved it (13236)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

#17093832
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27388) - you deserved it (2406)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by MIB (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (92142)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (3832)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (3832)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (3832)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (3832)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (3832)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29896) - you deserved it (16585)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32570) - you deserved it (5652)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39466) - you deserved it (4815)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

#16640907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30591) - you deserved it (3008)

On 06/13/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by disgusteddaughter (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38316) - you deserved it (6102)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

#16479065
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25173) - you deserved it (2979)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



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