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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1024
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Smashhoof : I would say I am a Grammar Nazi, but then I would be obligated to use perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar. I usually do that anyway, though.

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Smashhoof's favorite FMLs

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

by chawlay / 07/05/2011 at 10:04am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous