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Smashhoof

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 740
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Smashhoof : I would say I am a Grammar Nazi, but then I would be obligated to use perfect spelling, punctuation, and grammar. I usually do that anyway, though.

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Smashhoof's favorite FMLs

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

#20068805
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23272) - you deserved it (3284)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47330) - you deserved it (4104)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33660) - you deserved it (4085)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33243) - you deserved it (5105)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States



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