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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82658) - you deserved it (10932)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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