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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 803
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sm32589g : Single in Cali. likes to have fun! Athletic. Message me to find out more.

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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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