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Sm32589g
  • Town/Country : Fullerton, CA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 January 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 754
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About Sm32589g : Single in Cali. likes to have fun! Athletic. Message me to find out more.

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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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