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Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (1937)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by pissingcontest (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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