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Sliver1991

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Sliver1991

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1673
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Sliver1991 : I like tabletop (and PbP) roleplaying games and computer games.

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yesterday I had to explain to my friend that bieng arrested isn't something a decent person should have on there bucket list . I had to explain this while bailing her out of jail . FML

#20002792
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17635) - you deserved it (2059)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21783) - you deserved it (6399)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , I WAS ROTATED TO THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT MAH JOB. MY ONLY CO-WORKER IS A TWENTY-SOMETHING PARIS HILTON WANNABE WHO WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER BELIEF THAT SHE'S THE REINCARNATION OF WHITNEY HOUSTON. FML

#20002582
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (1708)

On 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by bellsucker - Australia (Victoria)

2day I slammed the car door on mah head while I was getting in the car . If that wasn't bad enough, mah boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insist on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive . mega FML

#20001841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (5383)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I caught my boyfriand staring at my sistar through tha doorwayhila wa wara having sax!! FML

#20001613
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27246) - you deserved it (8321)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by 420SUX - United States (Washington)

Today it was mah wedding day. When mah soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows he didn't say mah name. He said his mother's. FML

#20001581
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (1907)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out that my girlfriand has baan chaating on ma. I also found out that my bast friand knaw about it all along. Whan I confrontad him , ha triad to justify tha batrayal by saying that sha paid him to kaap quiat. FML

#20000479
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21183) - you deserved it (1549)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him.. . and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstars . He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym . FML

#20000076
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25620) - you deserved it (5507)

On 08/03/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by rejected4555 (woman) - United States

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided tat e and I needed to spend "more quality time" togeter. His idea? We sould start "bonding" by taking a bat togeter. Wen I said no, e told me I was bieng unfair, and tat if I really loved im, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited I immediately replied "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said "Good cuz I need u to take mah shift."

#19999670
75 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 1:24am - love - by DeeGirlMon (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was fred from my job. My boss turned to everyone an said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13635) - you deserved it (30805)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

I discoverd that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes !! And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, even my soon-to-be father-in-law !! FML

#19997643
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6914) - you deserved it (24843)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... grlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats... it's a biological impossibility... but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true... purely cuz she is a grl. FML

#19997167
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20972) - you deserved it (2805)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today... grlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats... it's a biological impossibility... but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true... purely cuz she is a grl. FML

#19997167
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20972) - you deserved it (2805)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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