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Sliver1991

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Sliver1991

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1231
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Sliver1991 : I like tabletop (and PbP) roleplaying games and computer games.

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Sliver1991's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my friend that being arrested isn't something a decent person should have on their bucket list. I had to explain this while bailing her out of jail. FML

#20002792
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16865) - you deserved it (1979)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (6370)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML

#20002582
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21811) - you deserved it (1592)

On 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by bellsucker - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

#20001841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18022) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

#20001613
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26970) - you deserved it (8281)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by 420SUX - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

#20001581
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (1815)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17030) - you deserved it (9596)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

#20000479
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20982) - you deserved it (1537)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him, and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstairs. He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym. FML

#20000076
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25319) - you deserved it (5485)

On 08/03/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by rejected4555 (woman) - United States

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28631) - you deserved it (2231)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

#19999670
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (5099)

On 08/03/2012 at 1:24am - love - by DeeGirlMon (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12900) - you deserved it (29705)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML

#19997643
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6417) - you deserved it (23632)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML

#19997167
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20715) - you deserved it (2794)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML

#19997167
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20715) - you deserved it (2794)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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