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Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years old. FML
by Somerandomguy64 / 12/10/2013 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Love
by anon / 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by other woman / 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm / United States (California) / Love
by anonymous / 08/19/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML
by blondie107 / 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by obnum / 04/18/2013 at 10:37am / United States / Love
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
by InfamousLastWord / 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming "Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
by franky / 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…