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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About Slaughterhim : Hey, I'm Jessica :D

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Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

#6602015
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I agree, your life sucks (32410) - you deserved it (13079)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML

#6595557
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31780) - you deserved it (12829)

On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

#6582615
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (6551)

On 12/03/2009 at 11:08am - misc - by urinanalysis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
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I agree, your life sucks (14976) - you deserved it (38107)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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