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SlapThatBitch
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31528) - you deserved it (1100)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my son told me to grow a pair and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years old. FML

#6344201 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (8155) - you deserved it (21867)

On 11/17/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by unsuspcted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran outside to start my car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in my bedroom. He watches me through my window. FML

#6340215 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (29716) - you deserved it (1763)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML

#5764278 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (25079) - you deserved it (6016)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:30pm - kids - by Jer (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom left for Italy at 4 in the morning. I found a note in my lunch that said "Sorry hun! I'm not coming back! Say bye to Cessna for me!" Cessna is her cat. FML

#5757498 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (38827) - you deserved it (1504)

On 10/10/2009 at 1:00pm - animals - by hate (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

#5645915 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (14720) - you deserved it (33280)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696 (451)

I agree, your life sucks (45440) - you deserved it (31791)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

#1178108 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (45537)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)