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Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (4052)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (10361)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I Was Sitting Waiting For My Train For A Long While. When It Finally Came, I Had Pins And Needle In My Foot. When I Got Up, I Fell And Unsuccessfully Stumbled Toward The Train. The Doors Closed And It Left Without Me. FML

#17201345
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28276) - you deserved it (4191)

On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (6522)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Taday I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprisd to fine a bandage wrappd around mah throbbing head. The nurse explaind that a student observer had faintd in the operating room and his head had smashd against mine on the way down. FML

#17027356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (2397) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today , I shavd my beard off!! Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face!! I look completely ridiculous!!

#17000180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38232) - you deserved it (12945)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients an decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten looool along better. mega FML

#16971210
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33453) - you deserved it (4012)

On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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