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About SkyGuy32 : I like planes, sailing, computer games (favorites are Flight Simulator X, Kerbal Space Program, and Blockland), basketball, and food. My profile pic is my dog, Ellie.
I try to be nice as nice as I can, but I apologize if I come across as rude and would appreciate if I am PM'd when I do something that is bad, so that I can correct myself.
In case I mention it in a comment, yes I do have a twin. He is technically identical, however we look different. And no, it is NOT awesome.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Friday 6 December 2013