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Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

#3764935 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (34725) - you totally deserved it (1542)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

#3763600 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (7044) - you totally deserved it (38035)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

#2736188 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (13704) - you totally deserved it (28483)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

#2526710 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (31157) - you totally deserved it (2813)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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