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SkizzaKilla
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia , United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML

#5252040 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (44165) - you deserved it (12996)

On 09/14/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by diplomaless (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away, he had been attacked by bees. FML

#1643455 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (14235) - you deserved it (31198)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, (I am a Inventory Manager at a retail store in a mall) I let a subordinate bring in his softair handgun. Hours of shooting anything and everything went by, I thought It would be a great idea to get a co-worker to shoot my eye with my glasses on. 860$ in debt waiting for my new glasses. FML

#1267 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (1527) - you deserved it (26148)

On 01/15/2009 at 2:50pm - work - by zipperhead - United States (California)

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (2858) - you deserved it (19257)

On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (3712) - you deserved it (35237)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version