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by Lauren Smith / 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Ashley Marshburn / 10/17/2010 at 9:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
by meegs / 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
by married / 10/16/2010 at 8:31am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
by Annie / 10/16/2010 at 4:20am / India (Maharashtra) / Love
by princessj / 10/16/2010 at 1:50am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by jacky tu / 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
by nikki / 10/09/2010 at 8:47pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by jessii / 10/09/2010 at 4:22am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 1:15am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by mylifesuckssss / 10/09/2010 at 12:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Rob / 10/09/2010 at 12:09am / United States (New York) / Transportation
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I…